Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The Honey-Do List

Being that I am THE ultimate list maker (and highly OCD when it comes to it-- everything has to be written flawlessly and no one is allowed to write on said lists), I thought it would be a blast to jump on the bandwagon and share one of my crazy lists with you. 
I figured it would be best to share an actual Honey Do List that I have given Rob.. for your enjoyment, read on.

  1. Clean the toilet. This means actually using the toilet brush to clean it-- NOT pouring bleach in the toilet bowl, watching Myth Busters, and then flushing.
  2. Dust the metal rack above the bar area. And NOT with your work shirt or a clean towel. *I do the laundry, not you*
  3. Stop blowing your nose in the extra work shirts you take each day on your jobs. Whether the snot dries up or not, it's gross and you will do your own laundry if this continues (and not with my pretty smelling detergent and softener).
  4. Wipe off the bathroom counter with a Clorox wipe. I don't have facial hair and if I did, I wouldn't leave it on the counter as if I was a proud caveman or 13 year old that just got his first chin pubes.
  5. If you are going to mess up the couch cover while napping, fix it-- every.single.time/day. 
  6. When getting out of the car, make sure you take your spit/dip bottles with you. No one wants to look at that shit.
  7. Take out the trash! This does not mean removing the tied up bag and placing it by the door, only to walk around it until you piss me off/I've nagged for 3 days, and then I end up walking it down the hall and throwing it away. 

What kind of Honey Do Lists do you have?
And how do you effectively make your bitch.. ahem, other half do as told?

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