Wednesday, July 30, 2014

My *FAKE* Confessions (and a truth)

My personal assistant and I flirt quite often and I know it's wrong but we would never cross the line-- EVER!

Sometimes I just want to make new friends so that I can invite them over to see my closet and be jealous of me. I mean really, look at the lighting in there!

I pretend it's difficult being this fit but really.. a good metabolism runs in my family.

Oh.. and this is all that I eat on a daily basis-- only to still maintain the above figure.

Vodka and Soda

Ok.. so I was feeling a little silly today and wanted to change things up and do some fake confessions. Maybe I've been watching too many episodes of the Real Housewives. But in all fairness, I'll throw in a real, honest confession.

I went to the doctor and I've gained 6lbs in almost four months. NOT COOL. It's seriously time for the talking to stop. Not only that but the doctor told me that my sugar was 106. I don't eat sweets but we do drink which is mainly the reason, other than not getting much exercise (thank you back from hell), that I've gained weight. Everything comes back to not being motivated (I'm not lazy folks). For crying out loud, why is this so effing difficult for me??
Advice? Help? Someone to move here and motivate me?

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And a VERY Happy Birthday to Liz today.  If you're interested, she's hosting a pretty cool Birthday Giveaway along with her epic Blog Hop!

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Things I know for sure!

Life is so confusing... on a day to day basis we can often be left wondering what in the hell is going on but you know what? There are always a handful of things that we know FOR SURE! Below is a list I threw together.

What are some things that you know for sure?

Your mistakes do not define you.
Being tan doesn't always make fat look better.
How a person treats animals or children says a lot about their character.
Your past is not your future.
There is someone capable of loving your flaws.
Greek Seasoning is a gift from God.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Colored pens can brighten up any gloomy office day.
It takes a big heart to shape a simple mind.
Revenge is a waste of time.
The company you keep is a direct reflection of where you are headed in life.
Puppy kisses are amazing.
It's okay to love when it hurts.

Friday, July 25, 2014

I would rather.. & Pancake Bacon!

Congratulations!! You've survived another week and now it's time to relax or party-- whatever best suits you! This week has seemed along but in all reality, I literally blinked on Monday and it's now over. 
This week, I stumbled upon a blog that I've enjoyed stalking... Mariah @ Food, Booze, & Baggage. There, she blogs about life, food, travel, and her decision to not have children with her husband (hashtag to each his own, right).
It was there that I got the idea for this post but don't worry, I'm not going to fill it with stuff like "I'd rather be poor and happy than rich and sad" or "I'd rather have brains than beauty".. nothing silly like that. Also, I want to share a cool recipe that I tried this week. Easy and delicious!!
So enjoy, have a great weekend, and don't forget to Backthatazzup!

I would rather...

spend a night watching Redbox movies on my couch than go out to a bar and barely remember anything the next day (thanks Vegas bombs)!

choose to be with someone who's acknowledging your weaknesses rather than judging your flaws!

go hungry than eat raw fish or liver and onions!

wear flip flops in the winter than take five minutes of my time to find matching socks and both pair of shoes!

have one person who loves me with all of their heart than a million who just act like they do!

be at the river with a cold beer in my IWYP koosie than on the beach, where there are sharks!

show my true feelings/emotions than keep everything bottled up inside until I go insane!

cry when you're yelling at me so you'll stop than listen and stick up for myself!

sleep in and stay up late flipping through countless, boring shows on tv!

try my luck at something than not do anything at all and be left wondering what would have happened!

4 cups prepared pancake mix
12 precooked slices of bacon
Heat up your griddle or frying pan, add a little butter and pour pancake batter into 12 x 3 inch strips. Carefully lay cooked bacon slices in the batter and wait until the pancake edges are cooked, then flip them over and finish cooking. Add a little butter and syrup and dig in!

PS- don't forget to check me out on Helene's Blog tomorrow where I will share some of my favorite songs with you on my Oldies/Motown Playlist!!!

Black Widow (feat. Rita Ora) by Iggy Azalea on Grooveshark

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Humpday Confessions: Stupid things I do (for photos)

Happy Hump Day!
This week is halfway over-- can I get an Amen?
It's been awhile since I've made some confessions and what better to confess than stupid things I OFTEN do for photos!? I love a good photo, especially if I can do something for a laugh; even if it's just my own.
So today, I confess, with pictures-- stupid photos.
Rob let me paint his toes (well he was too tired to put up a fight). As much as I HATE feet, I did it and took photos!

Everyone needs a good photo with Bugle claws. Am I right or am I right?

Yes, I will wear a child's tutu on my head (while babysitting, if the kid is happy)

Because striking a pose in the middle of Target, in a stupid hat.. is trendy.

And for the finale, this was awhile back.. passing out drunk in a hotel room, only to wake up and find that your friends have destroyed your hair, taken photos of you posed (asleep) with beer bottles and liquor, and then getting up and posing.

Vodka and Soda

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